Comedian and performer based in Boston. Known as “THE PHARMACIST.” It’s pronounced Jan-u-ARE-ee-oh.

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Artie has been making New England (and the country) laugh since 2000. Read more about his history here.

Find Artie in New England in a town near you. Upcoming shows are here.

In his brief meeting with George Carlin, Artie was told by George, “Never let them change your name. Januario! It flows so romantically.”

So, if your name is Rumpelstiltskin or something weird like that, don’t change it: because George would have probably liked it.